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iCANDY | PHOTO BOOTH

got a macbook?  then you've got photo booth

so turn that thing on, give us a show, and send 'em to us

no worries man, your identity's safe with us...

we'll be posting them somewhere special soon!

oh, one more thing...old school photo booths work just as well, maybe even better

just don't get yourself arrested!

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PART 2: HOW TO TAKE OFF YOUR WETSUIT | SHANNON BOH

Step 1. Find your gear... if you have been smart you will have left it next to the group of hotties you spotted on the way in. It's important you never miss the chance to strut your stuff.

Step 2. Undo the zip and the back. Strip down to the waist. Make sure you stop just above the pubes. You can go lower if you wish but this is the opitmum "mystery" versus "giving it away for free level" of exposure. Stop here for trips to the fish and chip shop or car.

Step 3. Make sure you have a towel handy. Don't wrap it all the way around especially if you have a totally bitchin ass. Pull your wetsuit down half way this will make the next step easier.

Step 4. Strip off the wetsuit one leg at a time. This is done for the same reason as when you put it on, to make sure you don't fall over. Sure being naked on the beach is sexy but nobody wants to see your sandy date.

Step 5. It's always handy at this point to make sure that all your bits get a good toweling down. The drive home is always more comfortable when your not damp downstairs and it helps avoid shrinkage and jock itch. It's also a good idea at this point to check for photographers hidden in trees.

Step 6. Wrap the towel around for privacy but remember to make sure its windy enough to attract attention.

Step 7. Quickly whip on your jocks and pull them up.

Step 8. After covering the important bits whip the towel off just in time to show off your butt again.

Step 9. Adjust for maximum comfort and package position.

Step 10. Flex your abs and ensure that you are standing facing into the sun for the best possible lighting.

Step 11. Do a slow catwalk spin to ensure maximum exposure for onlookers from all possible angles.

We both hope that you've found this Community Service Announcement useful.  

Photos and words republished by permission from Shannons Blogspot

Check out more of Shannon's photography work on these sites:

Shannon Boh Photography

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HOW TO PUT ON A WETSUIT: PART 1 | SHANNON BOH

A Community Service Announcement from my awesome new mate Shannon

For the purpose of aiding my fellow beach goers and with the upcoming summer season in the northern hemisphere in mind I have decided to educate you on the fine art of putting on a wetsuit. It has often been commented that Aussie boys are masters in the art of changing in public places and what better time than now to pass on that knowledge and experience to my friends north of the equator. 

Step 1. Always check the surrounding area first. You never know when there might be a photographer around. It's also important to look for hotties, police, elderly couples with potential heart conditions or men wearing trench coats with their hands in their pockets.

Step 2. Remove Clothing. This is an important step as you will not be able to wear your wet suit over track pants, jeans or board shorts.

Step 3. Always check your suit before putting it on. Look for any damage to the suit, sand that may cause potential chaffing, funnel web spiders or your local equivalent.

Step 4. Put your suit on one leg at a time. It is important not to pull it all the way up at this point. Pulling the leg all the way up before putting the other leg in will make it hard to balance and nobody wants to go ass over tit whilst looking so damn cool.

Step 4.  Pull the suit up stopping just under your bum. Check around to make sure somebody is looking.

Step 5. Finish pulling the suit up to your waist stopping to adjust for maximum comfort and to achieve the best silhouette for showing off your goods.

Step 6. Complete the process by putting in one arm at a time and adjust for comfort before doing up the zipper at the back.

Step 7.  Enjoy the surf!

Republished by permission from Shannons Blogspot.....stay tuned for PART 2 

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